Thursday, May 8, 2008

September 2007

Better balance than a one-legged man standing in a hammock, Lionel Messi. Like Hannibal Lecter he skins them alive.
Ray Hudson, Levante vs Barcelona, September 29th

Runners-up

Lady Luck showed her big, ugly, fat, cellulite-laden backside to Betis, and smiled a lovely, diamond grin at Real Madrid here tonight.
Ray Hudson, Real Madrid vs Real Betis, September 27th

Looks like a Tyrannosaurus Rex with hemorrhoids. Angry!
Ray Hudson, Italy vs France, September 8th

Defending this team, it's like trying to nail Jello to the ceiling, mission impossible.
Ray Hudson, Barcelona vs Real Zaragoza, September 26th

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